Yes this is BoB reporting for the NNOCA (News No One Cares About). I have been searching the nation for news that no one can use and come up with a compeling tale of a poor plastic McDonalds dog. This dog was apparently supposed to be a robotic guard dog thing. When he "saw" movement he would start this irritating bark and his little plastic eyes would flash. Well, this poor little dog has apparently passed his prime and is now ommiting a low electric gurgle sound when you move in front of him. Sadly this is probably true for many Happy Meal Toys in this day. (But don't bother to do anything about ti because then I would have no emotional stories to write about.) Anyways the dog has been diagnosed with LUBS (Low Unreplacable Battery Syndrome) and may under go treatment this month to have his plastic belly ripped open in anattept to change his batteries. He may chose however to skip surgery for fear of debt. (Health care isn't any cheaper for plastic dogs!)
