NNOCA: McDonadls Toy in Critical Condition

Yes this is BoB reporting for the NNOCA (News No One Cares About). I have been searching the nation for news that no one can use and come up with a compeling tale of a poor plastic McDonalds dog. This dog was apparently supposed to be a robotic guard dog thing. When he "saw" movement he would start this irritating bark and his little plastic eyes would flash. Well, this poor little dog has apparently passed his prime and is now ommiting a low electric gurgle sound when you move in front of him. Sadly this is probably true for many Happy Meal Toys in this day. (But don't bother to do anything about ti because then I would have no emotional stories to write about.) Anyways the dog has been diagnosed with LUBS (Low Unreplacable Battery Syndrome) and may under go treatment this month to have his plastic belly ripped open in anattept to change his batteries. He may chose however to skip surgery for fear of debt. (Health care isn't any cheaper for plastic dogs!)

The Begining of the Bobalian Empire is here!

Wha is this empire you say? Well you shall meet the wrath of my dynasty soon! Bob am I, and I will conquer the land of Chicken Patee. Speling errors are not a concern to me! All that matters is domination of food and drink. I harm chicken fingers and kill pork chops! All food beware! check out the blog bernibirkner.blogspot.com to save your pop-sicles.


I am sorry. I have these bursts of randomness around lunch time. You'r food is safe. Keep reading this

Violent Video Games Report

How violent Video Games Affect the Lives of Children of Today

Most children in today’s world play violent video games. Some people don’t seem to think this has a ton of effect on anything. Other people seem to think that these games will lead to this world’s downfall. I’m not sure who is right. So lets look at the facts. Obviously these games that kids play are encouraging people that killing people is simply an activity to pass the time. I think we all can agree that this is just wrong. Some people are annoyed that anyone would criticize the games they play. They don’t want people telling them what to do. However when you really think about it, these people against these games are being nice by reminding the future generation that they are simply encouraging people to go shoot down pedestrians. The St, Petersburg Times reports that the video game Resident Evil 4 is one of the most popular of the past year, with 3-million copies sold worldwide. Here are a couple of things players of the Mature-rated game see:
- When the main character shoots people in the right spot, their heads shatter like a pumpkin pinata.
- A deranged man wearing a brown bag over his head lops your character's head off with a chainsaw, spraying blood everywhere as the screen fades to black.
(Unfortunately for you, I cannot list any more gross images as I am now eating Jell-O and would rather not be grossed out.)
Many people argue that these types of images are bad for children and teenagers alike. This makes sense considering that younger children would most likely be scared of such violent images and themes. If younger children aren’t extremely scared by these things, then chances are they consider violent things like these as normal. If this is indeed the case, then they are probably going to be more inclined to commit such acts themselves. For those of you who think this is not the reason for the increased amount of teen violence in this world, think about this. Up until children reach around the age of 13 (or even later as this statistic varies according to everyone’s different rate of maturity) they are heavily influenced by everything they see. So if a ten year old is constantly playing video games involving slicing people in half or shooting people just for the sake of gaining points to win some stupid prize, what are the chances that they will not be tempted to commit such acts of violence themselves? Not good. So then it really comes down parental decision. If parents are not going to give their best effort to stop their children from playing these games, then the next generation may never feel safe. So if you want to be able to walk down the street 20 years from now and not have to wear a bullet proof suit to feel mildly secure, you need to stop your kids (or yourself) from playing these violent games.

BE PREPARED!!!

Have fear! The next entry I post will be a report that I had to do for school and was required to post on this Blog. This is because this odd and weird blog-thingy was originaly a school project. Be informed that this report does not include humor or weird thoughts like my prevous entries. Don't worry, my randomthoughts will return to print later.

Have you invested in stocks or bonds?

If so, then good for you. If not, then you will have nothing to show when Mississippi has a stock market crash and North Dakota becomes more powerfull than Wal-Mart. Ok, I'm just kidding. But, I have always wanted to say that. Haven't you. Just more reandom stuff to get your brain going. Invest in stocks and bonds.

Nifty quotes

Congratulations! You have just found a blog entry on nifty quotes, here they are!

"Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind."

That actually makes sense if you think about it. If you "dissect" a joke it isn't funny. Usually.........

"Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water."

Now don't be offended by this. Notice they didn't say it smelled bad. Unless "stinking" is referring to the smell.

"Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job" is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway."

Well isn't it? True.....Very true...........

Now that you have seen this blog, tell someone about it! Then come back and see whats new in South Dakota. Or Miami or Indiana or sub Saharan Africa.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He'd chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Well of course he would! I mean what kind of answer to the question is that? It's like me asking "How many chicken legs have you eaten". And you saying "As many as I ate". Well thanks for that assertive answer! What kind of example are we teaching kids with this? And more importantly, why don't we just look this stuff up on Google or something! I don't know. Do you?

The chickens in Japan are Attacking!!!!

Help all those innocent chickens in Japan! Then again, do they have chickens in Japan? Well, if they do, they must not be being treated tht great. Or are they? It gets you thinking dosen't it! Have you ever eaten Japanese Chicken? Would you want to? Do you care at all?!?!? Tell me what you think! Next time your in Japan (would you want to go to Japan?) look for chickens! Now if you still aren't thinking

How I love bluberry toping

right, here I am. I was bored so I am going to tell you about this Blueberry toping that i hda once. It was really good. It is great with the strawberry toping at Tesco......

Steelers win the SUper Bowl!!

yes the Steelers finally won the SUperbowl!!!!! Can't belive it!! Weel I am at a loss for words so i will go now

Ok now that I can actually use this thing I am having trouble coming up with something to write. Anyways, congrats to anyone that actually found this brillant blog! My name is Ferdanand. Well I'll be back in a few minutes!