Nifty quotes

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"Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind."

That actually makes sense if you think about it. If you "dissect" a joke it isn't funny. Usually.........

"Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water."

Now don't be offended by this. Notice they didn't say it smelled bad. Unless "stinking" is referring to the smell.

"Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job" is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway."

Well isn't it? True.....Very true...........

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