Have you invested in stocks or bonds?

If so, then good for you. If not, then you will have nothing to show when Mississippi has a stock market crash and North Dakota becomes more powerfull than Wal-Mart. Ok, I'm just kidding. But, I have always wanted to say that. Haven't you. Just more reandom stuff to get your brain going. Invest in stocks and bonds.

Nifty quotes

Congratulations! You have just found a blog entry on nifty quotes, here they are!

"Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind."

That actually makes sense if you think about it. If you "dissect" a joke it isn't funny. Usually.........

"Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water."

Now don't be offended by this. Notice they didn't say it smelled bad. Unless "stinking" is referring to the smell.

"Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job" is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway."

Well isn't it? True.....Very true...........

Now that you have seen this blog, tell someone about it! Then come back and see whats new in South Dakota. Or Miami or Indiana or sub Saharan Africa.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He'd chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Well of course he would! I mean what kind of answer to the question is that? It's like me asking "How many chicken legs have you eaten". And you saying "As many as I ate". Well thanks for that assertive answer! What kind of example are we teaching kids with this? And more importantly, why don't we just look this stuff up on Google or something! I don't know. Do you?

The chickens in Japan are Attacking!!!!

Help all those innocent chickens in Japan! Then again, do they have chickens in Japan? Well, if they do, they must not be being treated tht great. Or are they? It gets you thinking dosen't it! Have you ever eaten Japanese Chicken? Would you want to? Do you care at all?!?!? Tell me what you think! Next time your in Japan (would you want to go to Japan?) look for chickens! Now if you still aren't thinking

How I love bluberry toping

right, here I am. I was bored so I am going to tell you about this Blueberry toping that i hda once. It was really good. It is great with the strawberry toping at Tesco......

Steelers win the SUper Bowl!!

yes the Steelers finally won the SUperbowl!!!!! Can't belive it!! Weel I am at a loss for words so i will go now

Ok now that I can actually use this thing I am having trouble coming up with something to write. Anyways, congrats to anyone that actually found this brillant blog! My name is Ferdanand. Well I'll be back in a few minutes!